Einstein

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The 1st Annual Prescription Drug Awards

With the boring Academy awards approaching I have taken it upon myself to create a truly entertaining awards show. The Prescription Drug Awards. The award statue will be syringe shaped. I have not yet named it and welcome your suggestions.

The first category is:

Best side effect for a prescription drug.
The nominees are:

1 - 4 hour erection

2 - temporary blindness

3- Kidney failure

4 - Rectal Bleeding

5 - Genitals fall off (known as gonadal leprosy)

Any reader of this is automatically a member of the academy and must place a vote.