After reviewing Chinese made movies over the last decade such as "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" I have come to a startling realization about chinese people.
CHINESE PEOPLE CAN FLY!
They can fly at high speeds. They can fly in slow motion. They can even hover like a helicopter. The potential applications are tremendous. Just think of the speedy lunch or dinner deliveries when the delivery person can fly over the traffic. I know I'd be a big tipper. How about travel? Airline tickets too costly? Lines too long? In a rush to get to a meeting?All of these problems can be solved by calling the Chinese air taxi service. In a huge rush? No problem, rent a pair of chinese people to get you their twice as fast. Also there would be great environmental advantages. No greenhouse gasses, because chinese people run on rice and not jet fuel.
Oh those clever, industrious chinese. What will they think of next?
1 comment:
That sure would beat having to take the train home...I think I'm gonna go make some Chinese friends!
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