Sweet smell of success

I have developed a new scent for men. It is unlike any other scent on the market. It is especially designed for men who don't have much, if any, success with women. No pretty fragrances or manly smells. This is for the man who needs a convincing lie. It is the scent of combined sex "fluids".
Upon smelling this fragrance other men will smile knowingly and there will be high fives all around. Women on the other hand will be intrigued and wonder what you've got going for you. This works especially well if you're not a "looker" as your best attributes will not be apparent prompting even more thought on the your possible talents.
But that's not all. I have a second product that will complete the illusion of studliness. This product is "post coital bed hair" spray and combined with the fragrance it will have people gazing in wonder or awe instead of thinking you may possibly have fallen into a vat of tuna fish.
So men can go ahead and live their dream because as the new saying goes "phony success breeds real success".
These products are still in development. Investors are welcome. Get in on the ground floor with this ground breaking product.Your initial investment may be as small as a bottle of Sam Adams, or as large as Donald Trump's hair care budget. After all the fragrance market is about $200 billion per year and growing - get your share!