With the boring Academy awards approaching I have taken it upon myself to create a truly entertaining awards show. The Prescription Drug Awards. The award statue will be syringe shaped. I have not yet named it and welcome your suggestions.
The first category is:
Best side effect for a prescription drug.
The nominees are:
1 - 4 hour erection
2 - temporary blindness
3- Kidney failure
4 - Rectal Bleeding
5 - Genitals fall off (known as gonadal leprosy)
Any reader of this is automatically a member of the academy and must place a vote.
2 comments:
As a member of the Prescription Drug Academy I'd like to cast my vote for the 4 hour erection which, frankly, isn't a side effect at all but a very desirable outcome and one that almost compels me to fake impotence to get the drug and hope for this result.
I also recommend calling the award the "Shot in the Dark" or the "Shot Heard Round the World".
I can just hear it now - "And the Shot in the Dark" goes to - drum roll here (use your imagination) - the boner you need an hour glass to time!
Natalie and I both cast our votes for #5, gonadal leprosy.
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